1.) She’s calling me “Lor” these days. When she needs something, instead of saying, “Mom!”, she says, “Hey Lor!” It’s weird. It’s weird because only my really close friends and family call me “Lor" ... I didn't realize we were there yet ... but apparently we are.
2.) I was in a rush spacing out this morning and accidentally took Jared’s One A Day instead of mine. I realized this as I was putting the cap back on. At first I panicked … but then I thought, so what if my voice drops an octave and I start growing a prostate? My new prostate is gonna be crazy healthy!
3.) My birthday’s coming up in a few weeks … and what I’d really like is a clear flask to hold my jelly beans in when I’m out about town. I can’t keep toting them around in a Ziploc bag like some cavewoman. They deserve better than that.
I’ve done a little research and I think this is the flask for me ... excuse me, the flask for us, my jelly beans and I. It’s durable, it's classy ... it says, “Yes, I have a problem” … “Yes, it’s very serious” … "Yes, those are jelly beans" ... “By the way, do you want one?”
2 comments:
Keith and I take the same multi vitamin. Is that weird? I wonder what your women's has that mine is missing? Hmmm.. Let me know if you know!
Buy the flask. I think it would make a good conversation piece if nothing else. You might get a couple of odd looks but sometimes that is the price you pay for Awesomeness.
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